
Two old friends, a Baptist Preacher and a Priest, were go fishing. A Rabi in the nearby Synagogue saw the two preparing their boat for the trip. The Rabi came over and asked, “Would you have room for one more?” The priest and the preacher looked and each other and said, “Surely Rabi, you are more than welcome.”
Once they were on the lake fishing, the Priest said, “Oh my word. I left my lunch in the truck. I will back right back.” The priest stood up and walked on the water back to the truck and then, back to the boat with his lunch. The Rabi was very impressed by the miracle he just witnessed but said nothing.
Thirty minutes later the preacher exclaimed, “I have run out of bait. I have more in the truck. I will be back.” The preacher then stood, walked on water to the truck and then, back to the boat. The Rabi now seeing two miracles straightened his back and replied, “I am a man of faith and have as much faith as you both.” He then stood up and took a step onto the water and disappeared from site.
The preacher then turned to the priest and said, “I guess he didn’t know where the rocks are.”
The moral of the story: Always know where the rocks are.
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